The Christmas Angel One particular
Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip
... but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the
trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was
beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs Claus told
Santa that her mother was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to
give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More
stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag
fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of
whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden
the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally
dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the
kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw
it was made from.
Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cursed on his way to the door. He opened
the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
All radiant and smiling; the angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas
Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't it
just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?" Thus began the
tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.